When I first met Seven he was so disinterested, disdainful, and self-important that I wondered why he even bothered to text me.

But Verona Beach's resident K-pop star grew on me so much that if the upward trend in affection continued at the same trajectory, he could eventually take first place. If I were writing this ranking at the start of Boyfriend Dungeon, Seven would land somewhere near the bottom. Not as much of a jerk as he could have been. Again, polyamory is a thing, but in this case it feels like you might just be a side character among the rotating cast of Valeria's dazzling life. Valeria feels like she doesn't want to be tied down by anything, and is after more out of life than any one person could satisfy. Though a romance with her is appealing, you'd be constantly anxious you aren't enough to keep her interested, especially once the initial excitement dies down. The main problem is that it's hard to tell if you're actually special to Valeria. Valeria is the confident, magnetic one who respects people over nonsensical rules, and always makes whoever she's talking to feel like they're just as interesting as her. Not the popular one who has Homecoming Queen in the bag, or the delinquent who skips class and smokes behind the toilet block. A rebellious artist, she's the cool girl at school who everyone wants to hang out with on weekends.

Valeria is an adventure in human (and dagger) form. Fun and exciting, but probably not a long-term relationship.

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